But this pizza isn't really designed to be "good." It's designed to keep our boys healthy and happy as they protect our freedom.
Just kidding. It's designed to reduce operating costs of the global military supply chain:
Researchers at a U.S. military lab in Massachusetts are closing in on a recipe that doesn't require any refrigeration or freezing.
"You can basically take the pizza, leave it on the counter, packaged, for three years and it'd still be edible," said Michelle Richardson, a food scientist at the U.S. Army Natick Soldier Research, Development and Engineering Center.